Tipping Pot

Respect to the chefs cos cooking noodles really can be an elaborate job!

Die Hunger Die

Meat Loaf would do anything for love but he certainly wont do anymore bad food from the missus - so he's out of the house like a Bat out of Hell and headed down to the Kwik-E-Mart for a spot of instant hunger satisfaction !

Clash of The Egos

In the music business there's never any real peace and harmony behind the scenes - it's claws out diva bitchin all the way from Elvis wannabes and pro street buskers alike !! Whatever - just keep 'em power ballards coming !

Making Bad Ass Beats

The essence of bad ass urban lyrics (even when they're used by wannabe white-boy rappers) remains simple - just tell it as it is, even if it's vegetarian moussaka ! Throw in some hot chicks and you've got a chart topper !

Heavy Emotional Sh#t

Are things too complicated with your girlfriend ?! Ever wish she was as simple as a noodle (as long as she didn't act like one in bed) ?! Luv the song - and if women are offended then surely are they just being lesbians ?!

Crazy Noodle Challenge

It's a total babe workout that will leave you in agonizing pain !

Size Matters

If you've got a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them - maybe you can hire The Super Dwarves ! Size sure matters when you've got to whoop some ass - and these guys are hard enough to take em all !!

MOUSSAKA RAP

Look what happens when you mix Eminem with Gordon Ramsay... throw in a bit of Vanilla Ice as well !

Dwarf Nutshot

You gotta be careful with that wolf whistle these days cos there's nothing dwarf-like about the nutshot these little guys can mete out ! You could land yourself in a whole world of extreme pain and a smeary burger face as a bonus!!

My "Hollywood Type" Movie Trailer

A spoof of the typical movie trailer seen in theaters.

PETA Mistreats Women

So concerned with the welfare of those cute animals, PETA disregard the human female! LMAO

I Wish Girls...

I can think of many things that I'd like girls to be but noodles just aren't on the top of my list - so wannabe Enrique here is either very confused or really does have a deep-fathomed psychological noodle fetish yearning !!

Personals Ad (That Didn't Work) #6

Fake, nerdy personals ad.

Personals Ad (That Didn't Work) #5

Fake, nerdy personals ad.

Personals Ad (That Didn't Work) #4

Fake, nerdy personals ad.

Personals Ad (That Didn't Work) #2

Fake, nerdy personals ad.

Personals Ad (That Didn't Work) #3

Fake, nerdy personals ad.

Personals Ad (That Didn't Work) #1

Fake, nerdy personals ad.

Jedi Love

This isn't the Star Wars episode 3 I saw ... because everything was gay in that one.

So Relaxed

A commercial for Extended Stay Hotels

Top Ten Mathematical Expressions That Sound Kind of NASTY

Viewer discretion is advised

Indiana Jones Spoof

If that little golden idol could talk, here is what it would say.

American Revolution

American Revolution

Beyonce's Birdy Song

The song fits so seemlessly! In fact, I think I prefer it this way...

funny pic of a girl with 3 ass cheeks, lol check it out

Movie Spoof Mayhem

Ever fancied yourself as Rocky Balboa, or Arnie, or Jack Nicholson, or even Uma Thurman?!

Nerdy Commercial #2

Fake, funny nerd commercial

Nerdy Commercial #3

Fake, funny nerd commercial

Nerdy Commercial #1

Fake, funny nerd commercial

'In The Can !'

These ladies and guys just love it in the can, of course they do, where else would they have it?